tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145742687796362052.post7555803125771783107..comments2023-07-27T07:02:48.769-05:00Comments on Frogs For Lunch: Zip ItRobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02170657083898118674noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145742687796362052.post-18382213926764118902011-03-24T08:05:06.934-05:002011-03-24T08:05:06.934-05:00I usually have fun with telemarketers in a similar...I usually have fun with telemarketers in a similar way over the phone. My mood at the time determines the extent of my vulgarity. <br /><br />"Excuse me ma'am, would you like to learn about the exciting new offers from Chase bank?"<br /><br />"Depends. Let me ask my husband... whose balls I was just lightly fondling. I mean, I suppose we could let him choose what excites him more. Your offers, or my ball fondling."<br /><br />"crickets....."<br /><br />"I'll be right back.."<br /><br />dial tone.Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05553652923537266660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145742687796362052.post-28798373650898186572011-03-21T14:29:43.410-05:002011-03-21T14:29:43.410-05:00Holy crap! I can't believe that cashier gave ...Holy crap! I can't believe that cashier gave you an attitude. I give false zip codes all the time ... I usually use 90210, 'cause it's the first one that comes to mind, other than my own ...<br /><br />Oh! And my local newspaper requires gender/age info to get on their site - I usually enter that I'm, like, a man born in 1932 ... I'm not. :)rockygracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457010488015617811noreply@blogger.com