Okay, this morning I was down in the basement putting up insulation. And the door bell rang.
Normally, I don't answer the door bell because it's usually someone trying to sell me shit. And I figure that if it's a neighbor, they'll ring the door bell twice. But Jan had told me last night that she had a package coming in via UPS, and if it was them, I wanted to grab the package from the porch before some asshole stole it, which a certain percentage of the population are apt to do nowadays.
Our front door has a side window, so you can't sneak up on it to take a peek at who's outside. So, when I rounded the corner from the back room, it was too late. They had seen me.
I opened the door to two middle aged ladies and immediately knew I had probably made a mistake. The mistake was confirmed when one of the ladies reached into her bag and pulled out a copy of ...
Watchtower Magazine ... Shit. Jehovah's Witnesses.
Remembering Jan chiding me the other day for being rude to people, I was determined to be nice and try to get rid of them as quickly and expediently as possible.
But, Jehovah's Witnesses are IM-possible to get rid of without being brusque. I tried. I really did try to be nice, but when the one woman started talking about sex and the Bible ... well, that was just too much.
I shut the door in their faces.
And then I was angry at myself for the next hour. Not because I was rude, but because got suckered into listening to some stranger try to discuss religion and sex with me.
So ... no more answering the door bell Even if it rings twice.