They include among many other things, descriptions of one’s activities, how one feels at a certain time or one person’s opinion of another. The really good catch phrases cause me to conjure up an image that makes me laugh.
Some of my favorites are:
“I’m so happy, I could just shit.”
“Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.”
And the wordy, but very descriptive … “He’s so cheap that he walks around trailing a rock on a string so he can catch the grease off his own farts.”
But I save my catch phrase devotion for … Threats …
One of the first great threats that I recall was “I’ll kick your ass up between your shoulder blades.”
So, it’s only fitting (especially after that terrible post yesterday) that I offer you, what I consider to be, a delightful collection of threat catch phrases. If you’re at work, don’t even bother. But if you’re someplace all by yourself, then enjoy …