It's Saturday night, the Midnight Special is on the radio, and that means it's time for another "Late Night Thoughts." This week, brought to you by Lucky Strike!
I almost backed into a car at the Kwick-ee Mart this evening. Sometimes the difference between a good day and a bad day is just a matter of inches.
Everything is NOT better with Blue Bonnet on it.
Do the benefits of acai berry outweigh the squickiness of mucous-y stools?
Absence does not make the heart grow fonder, it creates strangers.
I bought a cigarette rolling machine once. It took 3 hours to make a pack of cigarettes and they all fell apart.
In high school, I knew a guy named Jack Gough (think about it). He never looked happy.
Abandoned Pizza Huts still look like Pizza Huts, even if you put a funeral parlor in them.
Windows Solitaire is fixed. You always start out 52 points in the hole.
I once didn't ask a girl out on a date because her first name was Beverly. I figured if we got married, she'd have to change her name to Chloe.
What would have happened if my Mom had gotten her way and named me Bart? Would I have been more popular? Less? Discuss.
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