May is a pleasant month. Here in the kinda-upper Midwest, the snow is gone, the birds have returned and the daffodils flower. May is the portal to the summer, and we celebrate it with May Day, Cinco de Mayo and Memorial Day.
But until I opened my e-mail this morning, I was unaware of the true reason to welcome this, the 5th month of the year, with open arms.
In a totally unsolicited message, my good friends at the Adam & Eve catalog have informed me that May is Masturbation Month!
And, they provided me with a complete list of machines, plastic thingies and lubricants to make it an all encompassing kick-ass masturbating experience!
I love America!